- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Robin, get in the car!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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