- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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