- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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