- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

^ That's not even funny ^

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I went to work today....

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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