- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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