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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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