what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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* anti-punchline

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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top kek

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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miha kako si?

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