james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

poopy is poopy

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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