What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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