- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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