- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

womens rights.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.