- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Potassium? K.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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