- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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