- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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