A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A dyslexic blind man

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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