- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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