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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Justin Beiber

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.