- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Obama = ebola

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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