- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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