Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the new green? Green

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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