What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What does? 42

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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