- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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