Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

were at work systems r down

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What happened to my sunglasses?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Anti Joke

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