class is canceled. My professor died.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

asians have slitted eyes lol

SEX

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

America

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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