- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Click here for free sandwich.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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