- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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