hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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