So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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