Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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