What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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knock knock who's there? hope

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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