How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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