- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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