Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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