- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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