- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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