Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Eric is gay Ha

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

an ethopian thanksgiving

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