- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

poop.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Detroit has a low crime rate

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

don't just stand there

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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