A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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