- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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