What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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drugs.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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