- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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