- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call a black man? A person

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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