Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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