- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A man walks into a vagina

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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