COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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No!

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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