Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What are annoying? Ads.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

women rights

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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