- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A man goes to the potty.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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