- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

ask me if im a door yes

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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