- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A man did not like this site

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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