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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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