- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airline food?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

America

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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