- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Who invented apple? God

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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