Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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