my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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