What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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