knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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