- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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