- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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