- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

every knight i see an owl at window

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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