- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Click here for free sandwich.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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