A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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