- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Women's rights.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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