Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Anti Joke

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