- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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