Microwave

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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