- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A dyslexic blind man

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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