Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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