- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A seal walks into a club.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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