What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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