- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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