- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

i dont fisish anythi

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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