Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Obama lin Baden.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

bite me

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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