Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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whats black? the colour

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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anus

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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