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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,