- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

women's rights

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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