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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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