- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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