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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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