what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

This is not a joke.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A van drives into a car.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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