How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What does? 42

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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