What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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