What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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KOOKABURRA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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