- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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