What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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