- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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