-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Justin's life

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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black people

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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