Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I'm rick james bitch

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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