Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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lets bomb africa

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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