- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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