- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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