- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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