- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

who is not good looking? mon morello

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

This is a joke.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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