- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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