What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Title IX

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

i found waldo.

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