Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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