- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How about that airline food?

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I just drank a cola.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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