- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

im @ work, LOL.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I'm Polish.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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