- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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