What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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