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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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