- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

no really what are ur names?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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