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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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