- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A penis walks into a bar..

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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