Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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