Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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I don't get it

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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