why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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