Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

call me maybe.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

a black man pays his child support

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why? Because.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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