How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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