- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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