What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Turkey Balls

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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