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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Brain fart

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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