what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Chris is hairy

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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j.p. is dumb

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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