- Anti Joke

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What is white and black and red all over.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust