- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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