If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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