Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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