Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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