Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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