Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

G:nock nock B:come in!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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