There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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I am a mime

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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