- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man walks into a vagina

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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