- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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