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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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