- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

andrew wagner

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Black people

What if I told you.....potatoe

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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