- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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