- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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