- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I'm so punny.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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