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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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