- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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