- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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