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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Fat? Jesse Z

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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