Fat? Jesse Z

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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